Special Birthday Present - Blank Greeting Card - Funny

When it's been 12 months since your last special birthday present.

When a Mummy and a Daddy love each other very much the Mummy gives the Daddy a very special present once a year on his birthday. But if that Daddy pisses on the toilet seat, forgets to pick up the kids from school, sits on his ass every afternoon and doesn't treat the Mummy like the goddess she is then all he gets is a block of fruit and nut chocolate and a pair of socks.

• Designed in Western Australia
• A retro feel with a wicked and funny modern twist
• Blank inside
• It comes with a plain white envelope
• Gloss finish

DIMENSIONS

17.5 cm x 12.5 cm

When Kids Books Go Bad Collection

Ever look at a vintage children's book and wonder... "what were they thinking?"... Well we believe if it were in modern times this is what they were thinking.

A collection of blank greeting cards based on images from vintage children's books with an often naughty twist added by our somewhat questionable minds.